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island empire
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posted 05 January 2006 11:24 PM      Profile for island empire     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
nothing more can be said than that he's completely lost it:

Memo to Bob Fife and the rest of the embarrassed and embarrassing national political press corps paying $10K a week each for the privilege of being spoon-fed non-news Gaines burgers from the likes of Scott Reid, while Bourque, your favourite news website, is scooping each and every one of you on a daily basis, as he reclines comfortably ensconced hearth-side, bunny-slipper'd, on his favourite La-Z-Boy. For God's sake, Bob, quit your whining, you're an elderly adult, aren't you ? This is 2006, folks, news doesn't happen on a campaign plane, nor on a communal bus, nor in Stopwatch author Greg Weston's Hummer, regardless of how cool that may sound to the odd shut-in or two. It happens online now. Admit it. This is not gloating, folks, this is fact. The Internet Era has taken hold of the Canadian Election and its ebb and flow, its bob and weave, its every heartbeat is found proffered neither through leader's tours nor via Sominex-infused televised political panels. It is happening online via Bourque, through countless blogs, and untold discussions, emails, and instant messages. It must be an exciting revelation to find out you are a buggy whip, Bob ... when is retirement day ? My advice, Bob, get the heck off the plane, you're not on a frosh week pub crawl, you're not being held against your will, and frankly, you're not gleaning anything newsworthy. Do it. Abandon ship. Wake up, log on, tune in ... and welcome, finally, to Election 2006 !

From: montréal, canada | Registered: Jan 2005  |  IP: Logged
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posted 05 January 2006 11:38 PM      Profile for Nanuq   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I don't think you can "finally" go mad if you were never really sane to begin with.
From: Toronto | Registered: Feb 2005  |  IP: Logged

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