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meades
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posted 30 October 2002 09:08 AM      Profile for meades     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
"My cat's breath smells like cat food!"
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Smith
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posted 30 October 2002 09:11 AM      Profile for Smith     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
"This is the sandbox. That's the deep end. I'm not allowed to go in there."

"I like ba-venging!"

"Principal Skinner and Miss Kreboppel were making babies in the closet and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!"


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Debra
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posted 30 October 2002 09:26 AM      Profile for Debra   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Proof that Ralph and Bush are the same person,


"Me fail English? That's unpossible."


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Michelle
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posted 30 October 2002 09:33 AM      Profile for Michelle   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Oh man, it took me a few minutes to realize that the "Ralph" you're talking about is the one on the SIMPSONS, not the Premier of Alberta.
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Debra
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posted 30 October 2002 09:43 AM      Profile for Debra   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Well ya, the IQ level is about the same.
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paxamillion
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posted 30 October 2002 09:55 AM      Profile for paxamillion   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
The shrub reminds me more of Barney.
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sheep
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posted 30 October 2002 10:13 AM      Profile for sheep     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
"I bent my wookie!"
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rob.leblanc
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posted 30 October 2002 10:39 AM      Profile for rob.leblanc     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
"I'm happy AND ANGRY!"

"Over there is where I see the leprechuan. He tells me to burn things!"

"Go bananna!"

"Hi principal Skinner! Hi Super-nintendo Chalmers!"

"Yay! Sleep! Thats where I'm a viking!

"It tastes like burning!"


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swirrlygrrl
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posted 30 October 2002 11:37 AM      Profile for swirrlygrrl     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
When I grow up, I want to go to Bovine University!

The before teacher yelled at me too.

Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking.

And when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life.

Eww, Daddy, this tastes like Grandma!

Principal Skinner is an old man who lives at the school.

And, of course,

Mittens!


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Tommy Shanks
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posted 30 October 2002 11:39 AM      Profile for Tommy Shanks     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Whats a diorama?
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sheep
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posted 30 October 2002 11:46 AM      Profile for sheep     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
"Ralph, remember the time you said you saw Snagglepuss?"

"He was going to the bathroom!"

Mr Simpson, the tar fumes are making me dizzy!


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swallow
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posted 30 October 2002 02:23 PM      Profile for swallow     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I ate my paste.

When I try to talk to the Prime Minister about it, it's not a very intelligent conversation.

Why do people run away from me? (wets self)


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Black Dog
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posted 30 October 2002 02:30 PM      Profile for Black Dog   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
"In my house we call them 'uh-ohs.'"

"You choo-choo-choose me!" -Ralph Klein last election night. I think that's what he said. He was so far in the bag I couldn't really tell.


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swirrlygrrl
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posted 30 October 2002 02:34 PM      Profile for swirrlygrrl     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Ralphy baby's "dinosaur farts" comment wouldn't be too far from a Ralphism. I say, mittens him!
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