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Reality. Bites.
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posted 29 March 2006 04:45 PM      Profile for Reality. Bites.        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Singer Tom Jones has been knighted by the Queen at Buckingham Palace.

In a break from usual protocol, instead of tapping him with a sword on both shoulders, Her Majesty threw a pair of her used panties at him while screaming, "The sweetest things are there for you, Help yourself, take a few Thatís what I want you to do. Just help yourself to my lips
To my arms just say the word, and they are yours"


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Tommy Shanks
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posted 29 March 2006 04:56 PM      Profile for Tommy Shanks     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Who's next? Ali G., the guy who writes Cockney Wanker in "Viz" or the little bald guy from the "Benny Hill Show".
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Reality. Bites.
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posted 29 March 2006 04:57 PM      Profile for Reality. Bites.        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Tommy Shanks:
Who's next? Ali G.,

He's already a Baron.


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Clog-boy
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posted 29 March 2006 04:59 PM      Profile for Clog-boy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Reality. Bites.:

He's already a Baron.


Respek! Aiiight?!


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Reality. Bites.
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posted 29 March 2006 05:15 PM      Profile for Reality. Bites.        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Or as da tranzlata on http://www.disbealig.com/ would write this thread,

In a chill pill from usual protocol, instead of tappin 'im wiv a sword on bof shoulders, a majesty threw a pair of a used panties at 'im while screamin', "the sweetest fings is there fa yous, 'elp yourself, take a few, dat's wot me would dig yous to do. just elp yourself to my lips to my arms just say da word, and dey is yours"


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Willowdale Wizard
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posted 30 March 2006 03:14 AM      Profile for Willowdale Wizard   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
i find that the TJ song, "sex bomb", is very therapeutic. example, you're preparing for a job interview, and you need to relax. start humming, "interview, interview, it's just an interview!"

it works with most words/names. Reality Bites, Reality Bites, he's Reality Bites! audra, audra, she's audra!


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Hephaestion
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posted 30 March 2006 03:53 AM      Profile for Hephaestion   Author's Homepage        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Hey, at least Tom didn't need a hacksaw to get out of this gig with Liz...


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