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Topic: FOR YOUR EYES ONLY -- TOP SECRET! NDP CAMPAIGN STRATEGY
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rasmus
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Babbler # 621
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posted 30 November 2005 02:40 PM
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--- Original message --- From: Jack Layton To: Paul Martin Sent: 27 November 2005, 2:00 PM Subject: DO AS I SAY, OR ELSE Dear Prime Minister Martin, Don't think you can sneak your Big Business agenda of tax cuts and private health care past the Canadian public! If you don't back down, I'm pulling the plug on your government. THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING. Next time you won't be so lucky. Jack
From: Fortune favours the bold | Registered: May 2001
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tallyho
rabble-rouser
Babbler # 10917
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posted 01 December 2005 11:33 PM
"Don't think you can sneak your Big Business agenda of tax cuts and private health care past the Canadian public! If you don't back down, I'm pulling the plug on your government. THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING. Next time you won't be so lucky.Jack" As opposed to last Spring:
Here boy, here Jack. Now that's a god boy. Here's your biscuit. When you're a good boy daddy gives you a treat....and look who has come to visit..Belinda....show us your paw.
From: The NDP sells out Alberta workers | Registered: Nov 2005
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Michelle
Moderator
Babbler # 560
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posted 02 December 2005 12:05 AM
TELEMAIL URGENT COMMUNICATIONFROM: JACK LAYTON TO: GULL I. BELL RE: URGENT. URGENT URGENT URGENT. DEAR MS. BELL: AS YOU CAN SEE FROM THE ALL-CAPS AND SCREAMING YELLOW PAPER, WE ARE IN DIRE STRAITS. THIS IS A SPECIAL URGENT APPEAL. THAT'S WHY WE'VE MADE IT LOOK LIKE YOU'RE GETTING A SPECIAL TELEGRAM DIRECTLY FROM ME, WITH THE PRETEND DOT MATRIX PRINTER HOLES ON THE SIDES AND EVERYTHING. PLEASE SEND US LOTS AND LOTS OF MONEY. WE NEED MONEY FOR OUR CAMPAIGN. RIGHT NOW. RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND. TAKE IT TO THE MAILBOX IMMEDIATELY. YOU HEARD ME. COURIER IT. RIGHT NOW. DO IT NOW. THAT'S NOT FAST ENOUGH. FASTER. FASTER. AGAIN. YES. YES. P.S. OUR CAMPAIGN WILL FAIL IF YOU DON'T SEND US $176 RIGHT NOW.
P.P.S. ALSO, PASS THIS LETTER ON TO 12 OF YOUR FRIENDS (OR SEND IN DONATIONS ON THEIR BEHALF) OR YOUR NOSE WILL FALL OFF. P.P.P.S. WE WOULD LIKE TO THANK PUBLISHER'S CLEARINGHOUSE FOR DONATING THEIR DESIGNERS' TIME AND LABOUR TO OUR PRINT FUND RAISING CAMPAIGN.
From: I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell. | Registered: May 2001
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the grey
rabble-rouser
Babbler # 3604
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posted 02 December 2005 12:45 AM
I ALSO NEED 50 PEOPLE TO JOIN ME IN GIVING THE MAXIMUM ALLOWABLE CONTRIBUTION OF $5,200 RIGHT NOW. MAYB YOU COULD BE ONE OF THOSE 50.I'VE JUST GIVEN MY $5,200 CHEQUE TO THE FEDERAL TREASURER, AND I'D BE HONOURED IF YOU COULD CONTRIBUTE THAT AMOUNT TOO. IF YOU CAN, SEND IT DIRECTLY TO ME SO I CAN DELIVER IT TO HER PERSONALLY. ----- P.P.P.P.S. DON'T FORGET, THE MAXIMUM CONTRIBUTION IS FOR A CALENDAR YEAR, SO YOU CAN GIVE THE MAXIMUM ALL OVER AGAIN ON JANUARY 1ST . . . [ 02 December 2005: Message edited by: the grey ]
From: London, Ontario | Registered: Jan 2003
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arborman
rabble-rouser
Babbler # 4372
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posted 02 December 2005 06:17 PM
SUBJECT: Bilgewater fornicate cheesecloth backwashHelklo friiieend, I was given your name by a mutual friend from your school days. I am the daughter of a former Member of the Congress in Canada, the Minister of Diamonds and Cash who unexpectedly died and left me a large sum of MONEYS. Due to legal compl.icatiiions, I am unable to use this money affectivly to make the NDP PARTY WIN the coming presidentttial election. For this I need your helllp. I can provide you with a seven percnt%%% on dollar exchange, if you will perform for me this service. You culd have as many as SIXTEEN MILLONS OF DOLLARS! after the bankings fee. All that is required is your Social Insurance Number, Bank Account number and password. Our friend tells me that yoo can be truuusted. Pleese keep this coffidential, as it mite not be leagual. Please send thiis infomation quikly, as time is short and I may hav to use other channels. Yor Firiiend, Hubert T. Buckles
From: I'm a solipsist - isn't everyone? | Registered: Aug 2003
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