During the holidays, I was bored because I couldn't check out rabble, so I resulted to looking at this one day...

He he he... I especially like the English and the Translation to American.

If Toronto got hold of him first, we could teach him a foppish insouciance, flavoured with condscending tolerance for anything outside the 416 area code. (yes yes, I know, you little people in *the regions* like to feel important too)

If outside of the GTA, he can learn to passionatly despise Toronto.

Or you can send him to me here in Oshawa, and I'll give him a mullet and teach him to play hockey and drink beer.

edited to add: and barf in the arena parking lot.

[ 09 January 2003: Message edited by: oldgoat ]

(edited to giggle at your edit)

[ 09 January 2003: Message edited by: Michelle ]

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and then have him operate a vehicle one handed with liberal use of the single-digit salute to any driver not driving equally swiftly.

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Hell, he can do that in NYC! What's "Canadian" about that?

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Unless someone else has a better idea.

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We're thinking...

Edit: I've got it! Season's tickets to a CFL team, then force him to go to the games decked out head-to-foot in NYG paraphernalia!

[ 10 January 2003: Message edited by: Michelle ]

Then we throw him in the trunk of a '72 Pinto and drive him south of the border where he's quickly re-assimilated as an Average American*.

Josh - Socialist Mole for Canada

[ 10 January 2003: Message edited by: Michelle ]

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Except for the tying up part. Which would be perfect since I'm more kinky than I used to be

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Now, what do you do when you're in Canada?

I thought of another Vancouver tradition we must subject josh to.