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TommyPaineatWork
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posted 04 June 2003 02:44 AM      Profile for TommyPaineatWork     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Study........results......


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BALTIMORE—A team of scientists at Johns Hopkins University announced Monday that a five-year study examining the link between polyphenols and lower cholesterol rates has found jack shit.

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skdadl
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posted 04 June 2003 02:27 PM      Profile for skdadl     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
God damn, Tommy P, funny tho' that is, as always -- would you believe that there is a report in this a.m.'s Grope about -- oh, help moi -- something like polyphenols and their role in countering ... guess what?

I would make a link, except the Grope site seems to have become hostile to Young Ironsides, and until I can get Wingy or Slim to fix YI (or until I can get CSIS clearance, whichever comes first), I can't do Grope links.

As I was reading the story in the print edition (we can still get the paper delivered, although I swear, there is a car parked outside our house every morning when I go to pick it up), I was thinking: a likely story. The study had big funding from a big pharmaceutical. I remember almost no details -- except this is such a coincidence, Tommy P. (You do believe in those, do you not, Tommy P.?)


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clersal
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posted 04 June 2003 10:01 PM      Profile for clersal     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Is it this?
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DrConway
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posted 04 June 2003 11:35 PM      Profile for DrConway     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
A polyphenol certainly sounds like a legitimate compound, although I have a feeling they might be given some weird name like benzenediol, or m-diphenol, or whatever.

But then, organic chemistry sometimes lacks rhyme and reason.

And phenolics are, in general, though not always, harmful to human health.


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TommyPaineatWork
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posted 05 June 2003 12:05 AM      Profile for TommyPaineatWork     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Well, with all the preliminary research being reported as a miracle cure in the media all the time, the Onion story will always be topical.


It just struck me as funny, particularly "jack shit" ending a typical news story sentence.

If card tricks can be termed "slight of hand", then much of humour might be termed "slight of brain". As the magician's hand leads your eye away from the action, so does a good humourist lead the brain to expect one thing, then present something unexpected.

Much of "The Simpson's" humour revolves around leading you to expect outcome "A", then presenting you with something else.

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