Topic: Could vibrators save the rinos and elephants?
Brian White
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posted 01 April 2007 11:38 AM
In certain countrys, there seems to be a fixation with penis size and sexual vigour and large mamals suffer as a result. Here there are accepted alternatives if desire wilts. Perhaps well known environmantal organizations should ship alternatives to the problem areas too?
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Le Téléspectateur
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posted 01 April 2007 12:21 PM
So you're suggesting that oil (vibrators are usually plastic and need energy to be manufactured) and pharmaceuticals are a feel good "solution" to hunting rhinos and elephants to make aphrodisiacs?
That's so hypocritical and paternalistic that I'm sure there is already some Western NGO working on a funding proposal.
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M. Spector
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posted 01 April 2007 12:47 PM
You think sex education is hypocritical and paternalistic?
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Southlander
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posted 01 April 2007 01:16 PM
So you think a man thats worried about his penis size or sexual vigour will feel better if his partner is pleasuring herself with a vibrator? He's going to feel better about his size if she has a big plastic one for finishing off?
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500_Apples
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posted 01 April 2007 01:26 PM
Both the opening post and le Telespectateure's response are clearly April fool's jokes.
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marzo
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posted 01 April 2007 01:31 PM
Uh... I have no idea what any of this means. How can vibrators, female masturbation gadgets, save the rhinoceros and elephants? I guess I need to have the 'birds and bees' explained to me. I forgot the most important parts.
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marzo
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posted 01 April 2007 01:34 PM
quote:Originally posted by 500_Apples: Both the opening post and le Telespectateure's response are clearly April fool's jokes.
Oh, yeah, right. (Duh...)
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Nanuq
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posted 01 April 2007 04:36 PM
quote:Both the opening post and le Telespectateure's response are clearly April fool's jokes.
So I should cancel the demonstration then? What do I do with all the signs?
So I should cancel the demonstration then? What do I do with all the signs?
You might think it's a joke but it's no laughing matter for the elephants and rhinos.
I saw a rhino making his picket sign for the big rally: "Better to be horny than to de-horn me"
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siren
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posted 01 April 2007 05:42 PM
quote:Originally posted by Paul Gross: I saw a rhino making his picket sign for the big rally: "Better to be horny than to de-horn me"
I ignored this thread because, from the title, I assumed it was about electronic vibrating devices that are used by zookeepers (usually) to stimulate males of certain species into ejaculation. The semen is then collected for freezing or immediately used in an attempt to impregnate the female of the same species.
So I didn't post because, who wants to talk about that???
Oh --wait...
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Paul Gross
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posted 01 April 2007 07:11 PM
quote:Originally posted by siren:
I ignored this thread because, from the title, I assumed it was about electronic vibrating devices
But then you saw that I posted and figured there probably is some silliness afoot?
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posted 01 April 2007 11:38 AM
