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"Use of this product in any quantity may cause temporary tenderness and micro-abrasions to the genital area". What they don't tell you is how serious a micro-abrasion can be, putting you at risk of infection and transmission of STDs. And here is a product that can do this when used in any quantity! But there is no surprise there, since the only ingredient that Absorbshun contains is Hydroxyproplyl distarch Phosphate ... something used in Wallboard Joint Compound! The packaging and applicator even looks like something you'd find in the hardware department, kind of like a large container of super bond glue. We don't even want to speculate on what prompted the makers to think that they should add it to their sex, let alone recommend that women apply it on their genitals.
Absorbshun claims to "make him feel bigger!" How? By causing small punctures in the vaginal wall creating a raw and swollen environment that is unable to soothe itself with its own defense mechanism against such a scenario ... by drying up natural, protective mucous. Heck, if you can't enlarge the penis, just shrink the vagina. How demeaning to both sides of the couple!
We should have known by the way they spelled the product's name: "Absorbshun". Right ...
Shun: avoid and stay away from deliberately; stay clear of And that is exactly what we recommend you do. Stay away from this one.
For all the fun we've been having mocking them, they are knowingly marketing a seriously hazardous product.
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posted 28 January 2005 10:06 PM
