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Topic: Stephen Harper is NOT a reptilian kitten-eater!
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'lance
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posted 09 June 2006 01:20 PM
Even if Harper's not a kitten-eater -- for me, the jury's still out -- this still leaves open the question of his reptile-hood.The only evidence there, so far as I know, is that he was able to campaign in winter weather, where your typical reptile would be sluggish. But then, in the old days (i.e. the 1970s), your typical Cylon looked like a machine, and we (we fans of the new Battlestar Galactica, I mean) know how things have changed in that respect.
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Disgusted
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posted 09 June 2006 02:12 PM
I'm a cat-lover, so I guess I will have to grudgingly concede that SH may not be completely totally evil.I wonder, though, if he cuddles the cats or just shakes their paws?
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Boom Boom
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posted 09 June 2006 03:42 PM
This is a bit of thread drift, but couldn't find the right thread for this: Susan Delacourt on 'Politics' tonight said Harper may not have expected to win the last election, and thus made promises he did not expect he would have to keep - and now Harper is finding out how difficult it is to govern this country.- paws - Okay, now carry on your kitten discussions.
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Boom Boom
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posted 09 June 2006 03:50 PM
http://i5.tinypic.com/1267p7n.jpgAt the back of Parliament Hill, I took this photo of the residence for wild feral cats that were once owned by Ottawa residents but were left abandoned. There's a person who feeds them daily, relying on donations from visitors. When I was there a few years ago, there were 22 feral cats in his care. [ 09 June 2006: Message edited by: Boom Boom ]
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'lance
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posted 09 June 2006 03:53 PM
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Harper may not have expected to win the last election, and thus made promises he did not expect he would have to keep - and now Harper is finding out how difficult it is to govern this country.
Oh, my paws and whiskers! If so, our friend will have to learn what all cats seem to know from birth: You make your bed, you lie in it. [ 09 June 2006: Message edited by: 'lance ]
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Boom Boom
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posted 09 June 2006 04:02 PM
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Originally posted by 'lance:If so, our friend will have to learn what all cats seem to know from birth: You make your bed, you lie in it.
As usual, 'lance is right on! 
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oldgoat
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posted 09 June 2006 04:10 PM
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The only evidence there, so far as I know, is that he was able to campaign in winter weather, where your typical reptile would be sluggish.
'lance, my hypothesis is that Harper is in fact a Therapsid, a reptillian creature of the middle Permian period that did have mammal like characteristics, including being warm blooded. They also had primitive hair. [ 09 June 2006: Message edited by: oldgoat ]
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'lance
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posted 09 June 2006 04:21 PM
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Originally posted by oldgoat:
'lance, my hypothesis is that Harper is in fact a Therapsid, a reptillian creature of the middle Permian period that did have mammal like characteristics, including being warm blooded. They also had primitive hair.
Truly, an ingenious hypothesis. This would make Harper reptilian, dinosaur-like, and Paleozoic, all at once. In short, it fits all the observed data. Now, one way to test it might be to ask: were he born in the usual mammalian fashion, or did he hatch from an egg? Couldn't be that hard to find out -- he's only in his forties. Must be some hospital workers from the time of his birth still with us.
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oldgoat
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posted 09 June 2006 04:39 PM
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Now, one way to test it might be to ask: were he born in the usual mammalian fashion, or did he hatch from an egg?Couldn't be that hard to find out -- he's only in his forties. Must be some hospital workers from the time of his birth still with us.
Quite so, I just found one! 
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'lance
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posted 09 June 2006 05:41 PM
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Originally posted by oldgoat:
Quite so, I just found one!
But of course! (Across the nation, people slap their foreheads). Some characters are simply immortal. quote:
Originally posted by Nanuq:
Haven't you been paying attention to his PR flacks?
Hitherto -- perhaps foolishly -- I've tended to avoid them, reasoning that if I want to be buried under tons of donkey shit, I need only turn on CTV News. quote:
There aren't any hospital workers from his home planet because it blew up. That's why his father, Jor-El, sent him to Earth in the first place.
But of course II. Much, as they say, is explained.
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