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obscurantist
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posted 10 April 2006 02:03 PM      Profile for obscurantist     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
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... Doron Nof, a Florida State University professor of oceanography, said a rare combination of water and atmospheric conditions in the Sea of Galilee about 2,000 years ago may offer a scientific explanation for one of the miracles recounted in the Bible.

Nof, a native of Israel, said a patch of ice floating in the Sea of Galilee, which is actually a freshwater lake, would have been difficult to distinguish from unfrozen water surrounding it.

"I'm not trying to provide any information that has to do with theology here," Nof said in an interview Wednesday. "All we've thought is about the natural process. What theologians or anybody else does with that, it's their business, so to speak."

According to the New Testament books of Matthew, Mark and John, Jesus' disciples were out on the Galilee at night when a storm came up. Jesus walked to the terrified men, who thought he was a ghost, according to the accounts.

Darrell Bock, a professor of New Testament studies at the Dallas Theological Seminary, lightheartedly dismissed the idea that Jesus walked on ice.

"I'm just cold to the theory," said Bock, author of Breaking the Da Vinci Code, which defends traditional Christian beliefs challenged in Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code.

"I tend to treat it as a real miracle," Bock said. "Almost all the nature miracles are challenged in one degree or another."

Other reaction to the theory has not been so restrained.

"I get hate e-mail on the average every three minutes," Nof said. One e-mail called him "the most stupid person on the planet" and closed by wishing that he "go to hell where you belong."

Nof's research appears in the April issue of the Journal of Paleolimnology, a publication on the reconstruction of lake histories. Nof's co-authors are biostatistics professor Ian McKeague of Columbia University and atmospheric science professor Nathan Paldor of Hebrew University of Jerusalem.

They came up with the theory after studying records of long-ago water temperatures in the Mediterranean Sea, based on core samples of shells and other animal remains taken from the bottom.

The records indicated that two lengthy periods 2,500 to 1,500 years ago were chilly enough for ice patches to form during cold spells on the Sea of Galilee, said Nof.

The unfrozen water surrounding the ice would have come from salty springs along the lake's western shore, he said. Salty water freezes at lower temperatures than fresh water.


It seems to me that people who try to come up with scientific explanations for Bible stories are missing the point (albeit perhaps deliberately in some cases). The stories are much more likely to have been written as parables than as eyewitness accounts.

Although think of what you could do with some of the more plausible aspects of the New Testament. A law professor could write about how Jesus' association with prostitutes and thieves can be explained by the hypothesis that Jesus was a criminal defence lawyer....

[ 10 April 2006: Message edited by: Yossarian ]


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posted 10 April 2006 02:18 PM      Profile for Reality. Bites.        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Reminds me of this classic joke:

All of his life Ole had heard stories of an amazing family tradition.

It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 21st birthday. On that day, they'd walk across the lake to the boat club for their first legal drink.
So when Ole's 21st birthday came around, he and his pal Corky took a boat out to the middle of the lake.

Ole stepped out of the boat and nearly drowned!
Corky just managed to pull him to safety. Furious and confused, Ole went to see his grandmother.

"Grandma, it's my 21st birthday, so why can't I walk across the lake like my father, his father, and his father before him?"

Granny looked into Ole's eyes and said, "Because, you dumb ass, your father, grandfather and great grandfather were born in January, you were born in July."


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posted 10 April 2006 03:50 PM      Profile for marzo     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Another scientific theory is that Jesus was able to inflate his feet like pontoons so that he could enjoy a pleasant leisurely stroll on the Sea of Galilee.
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