FROM: The New Critical Anti-Federalist: Publius II/AB Negative.

Below, I write a truer “seminal” American truth. Simply, I illustrate the false author(s) as false, for the Real (anti-Federalist) US AUTHOR of Confessions of a Columbian Patriot didn’t accept slavery to get a better trade deal for Massachusetts. Thank evil plagiarizing Liberals for such- this one being Elbridge. And for more fun clubber stuff see “gerrymander” in the dictionary. HA! Thank evil corrupt Conservatives throughout time who profit from philodoxy (Well over two-thousand years ago, some beatnik named Socrates essentially deemed philodoxy: “the art of rhetoric/imagery,” “the worship of power,” and “the insatiable want for garnering command and/or power amongst those employing clever and self-serving rhetoric.” Thus, the philodoxer places his/her rhetoric’s self-serving importance far above the value inherent in truth, and its beauty, or ugliness. Thus, a philodoxic society neither cultivates nor educates its people to pursue, value, or love truth. It’s a very old phenomenon, and an eternally forgotten debate.), and thank slavers holding the bible and other religious texts in tow rarely bothering to look deep beneath the cover. Such true carbuncles bookmark their pages in self-serving places. They’re even worse ‘schlock-spinner-charlatans’ than most post-modern televangelists; and I include in this number that blasphemous, tripping, & University erecting Oral Roberts dude. You know, Oral told his TV flock to send in bushels of greenbacks, so a 500-foot tall Jesus doesn’t descend down and nix his butt. Personally, I think Ivan F. Bosky snuck a peyote-LSD combo into Oral’s holeyer than thou water, and then Ivan forced him to recite the apostate’s creed--for 24 hours. Hey, let’s build him an upright towering tower-- of sheer babble. OH, Thomas Jefferson was kicked out of Harvard, Yale, Georgetown, Oxford, Princeton, and innumerable other universities, for pointing out stuff. Well, no one would accept transfer credits, so Tom was kicking around and trying to arrange a class at Oral’s smart-mouthed “U.” Finally, I loaned Tom 5,000 dollars, so he could afford Prof. Svengali’s mini course on ethics, and check out today’s chatter for himself.
Hey, did you ever wonder why the Federalists deemed themselves “Federalists,” for Alexander Hamilton’s worshiped conception of an American government had state and local governments as mere vessels? Hey, Hamilton spells this out in The Federalist Papers; however, at the same time the rug is pulled out from under true citizen input, he disingenuously claims that a few legislators would ---as if sitting in a closet--- simply examine state statutes and divine the proper balance. It’s the best eternal huckster stuff (i.e., bull-shoot) at its peak. HU? No wonder Jefferson hated Alex with a passion. Well, we bought into it, and were all still paying for it---literally! Before this, didn’t the rich dudes who were forgiven their English debt ---after citizen soldiers soaked the earth with their blood during our Revolutionary War--- turn around and foreclose on farmers? (See: Christ’s remarks in The Holy Bible.) Didn’t this spur Shay’s rebellion? After Shay’s mêlée (which gave rise to The U.S. Constitutional Convention), didn’t Gouverneur Morris, Robert Morris, and other top devious dudes secretly slip into The United States Constitution ----after the debate---- the “Obligations of Contract Clause,” which prohibited states --etc-- from granting forbearances on foreclosures? YEP! Every John/Jane Doe who has lived through bad economic times, especially the 1930s Grapes of Wrathers, thanks you boys-- for Re-soaking. (Grab! Grab! Grab! The name of the game is grab- ideas, property, everything! This is just mankind’s eternal unchecked greedy Jinni being conjured into existence and escaping from the bottle.) Well, the above means that the wealthy --you know, those whose ultimate “excessive greed” collapses governments/societies-- snuck into ‘our’ US Constitution some non-debated (and thus ever after non-debatable) ‘class insurance.’ Surprise! Guess that class warfare thingy doesn’t only go in one direction. (OH, it seems some conservative dude defending the US Constitution felt guilt enough to footnote this thingy in his big justification book. Lots ‘O’ history is in the footnotes. FIND IT!) Hey, did you ever wonder why James Madison said that the delegates to the Constitutional Convention were empowered only to amend The Articles of Confederation, and what was happening was patently bogus/illegal. Well, James M. did his dead level best to better the Articles. Hey, ever wonder why Madison bolted from Hamilton, listened to the anti-Federalists, and did that Bill of Rights thingy? Yet, it seems right from the ‘get go,’ the “WE THE PEOPLE” conception of a “US” government -in part- flew right out the window. Zip! Zip! Zip! Zip! Zip! Zip! Zip! Zip! Zip! Zip! Zip! Zip! And it’s still zipping and unzipping!
OH, sorry for the forty-second/42 time about your (US) bro Mercy Otis Warren. Hey, didn’t that ambitious and jealous Sedition and Alien’s Act {That’s where John Adam’s made it illegal to criticize the government (himself). OH, a lot of people (newspapermen, etc,) got tossed into jail.} Adams dude say that James Otis --your bro-- was the smartest bloke/bulb he ever met? Doesn’t this mean he was a brighter bulb than Thomas Jefferson? YEP! Wasn’t his star rising after he made the basic “no taxation without representation” speech? Didn’t Adams admit that it was thus that “there and then the child America was born”? YEP! And didn’t this very speech draw upon ---theenlightened--- John Locke’s basic idea(s)/argument(s), which underwrote our American experiment? YEP! Well, after that head-bang boom bar incident thingy (Surprise! Lex®), Mercy’s golden fraternal (small ‘r’) Roman cognate sibling was only “rendering” and walking around near brain dead in Braintree Massachusetts, breaking windows, and out of work, that is, while his sis was busy feverishly sending character-sketches advocating some honest upright tall Virginian dude to her hubby serving in the Navy Department. What? HA!
OH, good call, for while this --freezing at Valley Forge-- lanky guy wasn’t exceptionally brilliant, for while he accepted African slavery, he spent a whole lot of time thinking about good & evil, that is, mulling over what’s right and what’s wrong, and ‘trying’ to live up to his own ‘atypical and unique’ high standards. I guess that’s why he was the first truly ‘big victor’ in history to walk away from power, that is, when THE MACHINE (See special note below) tried mightily to resurrect itself by handing him a crown. Another man, this being Hancock, thought that the moneyed class --himself atop it-- should OH so naturally rule, so that’s why the big first topping autograph on Jefferson’s superb “big-breakaway-declaration-doc.” from this dude. {Not much has

changed. Really! Who presided over the 1776 and 1877 Mass. conventions? HA!} Before this, it seems Mercy also spirited a “Committees of Correspondence” insurrection (America) enabling doodad out of her residence, but it seems Samuel Adams, John Adams, and others took “all” the credit for that “smear Hutchinson campaign” and its spin-off: the good old US of A. Way back before this, isn’t it interesting that the 1776 chain of causation came about because Mercy’s pop lost a home to Hutchinson’s pop-- plus a top court job? James was so mad that he was ready to burn down the town, that is, “even if he died in the attempt.” I’ll bet Mercy -----later taking revengeful pleasure at moving into Hutchinson’s governors’ mansion----- never foresaw Thomas Gage and the Hessians (after Hutchinson was pushed aside because all of that viciousness being written about him out of Mercy’s home. OH, the violent clubber, gangster, & pack animal (Roberson) dude who was working for the Massachusetts gentry ---which was affiliated with the Hutchinson’s gang--- whom James slammed in the paper, and who “brained James in that bar” thought he was truly untouchable, so he was reneging on paying the Otis family damages/reparations for a very public “head crushing” clubbing/caning that blew out James’ incomparable brilliant spark. Surprise! Well, Mercy was oh so hopping mad when James told her to let the -----weak kneed/non-enforced---- court’s settlement be forgiven just a very short time before the H-O Correspondence was garnered. OH, the H-O Correspondence was passed to her hubby, that is, after Mercy, her hubby, and revolutionary cell members were feverishly snooping around to obtain dirt on Hutchinson. Surprise! / See: Rapatio / See: The American Revolution. HA!), that is, with all the stuff she spirited going on around her. I guess no one likes to think about our revolution’s inception as involving a (hell hath no greater wrath than a female Otis scorned) private family versus family vendetta, that is, even if it was chocked full of way-cool Otis representative (small “r”’ republican) type Cincinnatus principles-- especially perhaps. Hmmmm. Ever wonder why the revolutionary cell that brought fourth our nation goes virtually unmentioned? Hmmmm. Well, even if Hutchinson didn’t believe in Cincinnatus (the same as nearly every Federalist---TRULY), it seems pseudo-royal & wrongheaded Hutchinson wasn’t all that violent and spiteful, for he forgave those who totally trashed his residence during the Stamp-Act riots. It was sort of equivalent to burning down Congress today. Really! Well, it also seems that nearly every ‘igniting’ revolutionary (except Mercy) had a crisis of conscience involving thwacking Hutchinson, i.e., over his banishment. (Hutchinson --exiled in England-- wished that his body be sent back to ‘his beloved America’ for burial.) Didn’t Franklin (who positioned himself so that he could sell one-fifth of the known continental United States (Actually, Ben was unmercifully pushing Indians off their own land, which Mercy thought truly immoral.) under a British grant, who got totally blindsided while Anglo kowtow clubbing because of that Boston ploop tea party doodad, who was perhaps the greatest self-publicist of an era (a mighty ‘self-evident’ spinner), who is credited with beginning the American Revolution by leaking the Hutchinson-Oliver Correspondence, say --from under his fur hat-- that removing Hutchinson was a terrible violation of the public trust- after Hutchie was gone. Hmmmm. (Actually, the H-O Correspondence was leaked from some mentioned chicks pad/home, that is, after it was smartly nicked from someone wanting only to enact a little self-serving blackmail. Hey, I busted Benjamin--big time. Really! This is a so way cool.) It’s strange that nearly all our revolutionaries (including Adams) pined for Hutchinson (except Mercy) after 1776, for Hutchinson was good at straightening out finances. (Money! Money! Money! HEY, WHAT’S THAT CLUBBER STONECUTTER’S ---dancing in goatskin pants--- PHILA(DOXER)DELPHIAN (BANKER-LODGER) MASON THINGY DOING ON OUR MOO-OOH-BLAH-AH? HA! I old hex sign, but I don’t let old & entrenched acquaintances be forgot, and left un-scribbled! OH, check out the bank of Philadelphia. HA! ) I wonder if Mercy ---looking down from heaven--- ever saw our national term-limits debate, that is, after she outlined this and other groovy (small ‘r’) republican measures in ‘her own history of the US’ doohickey (plus in her earlier papers) before our US Constitution thingamabob was topped off with that Bill of Rights thingamajig. It’s (not) all scratched on vellum. Really! (See Mercy’s History of the rise, progress, and termination of the American Revolution. Hmmmm.) Way back, if women were supposed to be strictly persona-non-grata in public life, I wonder why Mercy was one of the chief “spokes-persons” for the anti-Federalists? Why did notables always ask for her advice, and why did tall George Washington drop-BOOM in, so as to pay homage to her? If you’ve been paying attention, the answer is---- BING! On a very personal note, I find it both totally groovy & unique that Mrs. (Otis) Warren’s first name was Mercy, for her dead ‘level best’ attempt to build strong (small ‘r’) republicanism in America engendered ‘mercy’ for mankind. History is almost stuffed with such hastily forgotten stuff. Well, in 1995, the cosmetic ‘so-called’ Republicans killed term-limits when their political fortunes changed. Surprise! Don’t simply blame the non-addicted Jung Turk Gingrich who stole republicanism, but man’s eternal will to power. Well, Mercy and James, thanks for the country. Truly! OH, think of the cost of reprinting our textbooks. Some plutocrat accountant says: “We can’t have that!” OH, with private candor Robert The Bruce’s father confessed an eternal historical truth in Mel Gibson’s film Braveheart, that is, when he said that “all men ________.” You want a pristine historical truth; this is it! Confused? Check out the film.