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NDP Newbie
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posted 17 June 2004 05:20 PM      Profile for NDP Newbie     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post
http://harperman.com/harperman.html

lmao


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Erik Pool
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posted 17 June 2004 05:58 PM      Profile for Erik Pool     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post
I a bit torn here. Which is more ridiculous? This cartoon, or the Conservative's psuedo-JFK ad? It's probably a toss-up.
From: Burnaby, BC | Registered: Jun 2004  |  IP: Logged
N.Beltov
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posted 17 June 2004 06:03 PM      Profile for N.Beltov   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post
The new anti-Harper campaign slogan...Harpoon Harper's harping, herpied Harpies!

(with apologies
to those with STDs
and birds that fly
that do no harm
and fish
that deserve to live
as you and I
deserve to live.)

[ 17 June 2004: Message edited by: N.Beltov ]


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archy
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posted 17 June 2004 06:08 PM      Profile for archy     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post
hey n beltov
i might complain that you
were working my side of the
street but in truth
it s been a bit
quiet over here lately
with all this tumult
and shouting about
electins and what not

welcome aboard just
please be careful where
you step won t you
question mark


From: under the bushes under the stars | Registered: Oct 2001  |  IP: Logged
N.Beltov
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posted 17 June 2004 06:09 PM      Profile for N.Beltov   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post
har har har her har!
From: Vancouver Island | Registered: May 2003  |  IP: Logged
N.Beltov
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posted 17 June 2004 06:10 PM      Profile for N.Beltov   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post
har har har her har!
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N.Beltov
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posted 17 June 2004 06:15 PM      Profile for N.Beltov   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post
Excuse me. I've just gone mad. ...


Helmet head had a pensive look during the English language debate. Was he constipated? Was he on drugs? Should fair-minded citizens demand that all the participants be forced to submit to a urine test?

I'm curious about this pensive look.

We should look into it
We should look into it
We should look into it


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'lance
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posted 17 June 2004 06:17 PM      Profile for 'lance     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post
quote:
We should look into it

As so often, Mr. Tom Waits nailed it:

What's he building in there?

quote:
What's he building in there?
What the hell is he building
In there?
He has subscriptions to those
Magazines... He never
waves when he goes by
He's hiding something from
the rest of us... He's all
to himself... I think I know
why... He took down the
tire swing from Peppertree
He has no children of his
Own you see... He has no dog
and he has no friends and
his lawn is dying... and what about all those packages
he sends. What's he building in there?
with that hook light
on the stairs. What's he building
in there... I'll tell you one thing
He's not building a playhouse for
the children what's he building
in there?

Now what's that sound
from under the door?
He's pounding nails into a
hardwood floor... and I swear to god I heard someone
moaning low... and I keep
seeing the blue light of a
T.V. show...
He has a router
and a table saw... and you won't believe what Mr. Stitcha saw
There's poison underneath the sink
of course... But there's also
enough formaldehyde to choke
a horse... What's he building
in there. What's the hell is he
building in there? I heard he
has an ex-wife in some place
called Mayors Income, Tennessee
and he used to have a
consulting business in Indonesia...
but what's he building in there?
What the hell is he building in there?

He has no friends
but he gets a lot of mail
I'll bet he spent a little
time in jail...
I heard he was up on the
roof last night
signaling with a flashlight
and what's that tune he's
always whistling...
What's he building in there?
What's he building in there?

We have a right to know...



From: that enchanted place on the top of the Forest | Registered: Jul 2001  |  IP: Logged
N.Beltov
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posted 17 June 2004 06:22 PM      Profile for N.Beltov   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post
Poetry is an art form ideally suited to the internet. Personally, I will never forget the first time
that i
began to experiment with line breaks and all that shit.

still workin' on it, though...


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Scott Piatkowski
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posted 18 June 2004 11:20 AM      Profile for Scott Piatkowski   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post
First they send him to Niagara Falls and risk a repeat of the "it flows south" remark. Then they go an put Harper in a friggin' wetsuit

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mehitabel
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posted 18 June 2004 12:59 PM      Profile for mehitabel     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post
hi archy i see that
you ve got a new friend
and have you noticed
that n beltov knows
how to use
the shift key
question mark

we can use that

i have been trying
to see the wetsuit
but i don t seem to have
that capacity
curses
wink


From: all alone in the moonlight | Registered: Oct 2001  |  IP: Logged
archy
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posted 18 June 2004 01:06 PM      Profile for archy     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post
hi mehitabel
shameful confession time
colon
on this computer thing
i could use capitals if
i wanted there s something
called a caps lock key
which is only a little
harder to use than any other
not impossible for me like
the shift key on the old
typewriters

but i got used to my old style
as did my eight or ten fans
perhaps there s nothing more
conservative than a roach
even though harperman would
never get my vote
not in ten thousand
reincarnations


From: under the bushes under the stars | Registered: Oct 2001  |  IP: Logged
NDP Newbie
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posted 20 June 2004 06:21 PM      Profile for NDP Newbie     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post
Harperman Spoof!
From: Cornwall, ON | Registered: Mar 2004  |  IP: Logged
skeptical
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posted 20 June 2004 06:33 PM      Profile for skeptical        Edit/Delete Post
Yes, helmet head is his name, and if he wore anymore hairspray his teeth would fall out.

Love the handle, fits the man to a tee!


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Michelle
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posted 20 June 2004 06:37 PM      Profile for Michelle   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post
Awesome.
From: I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell. | Registered: May 2001  |  IP: Logged
skeptical
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posted 20 June 2004 06:43 PM      Profile for skeptical        Edit/Delete Post
Harperman spoof! Not a spoof! Should be televised! Excellent job, and there's more he will do, so how to let the public know the truth about this guy? I'm also on a mission about the Harperites... go to website www.ctip.info


Top notcher production. It's right on the money!


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Michelle
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posted 20 June 2004 06:55 PM      Profile for Michelle   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post
Skeptical, you've posted that link a bunch of times already. We get the idea. It costs money to advertise on babble.
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