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posted 03 February 2003 04:00 PM      Profile for scrabble     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post
To the tune of If you're happy and you know it - apologies if someone's already posted this.

*Ahem* Mi mi mi mi mi meeeeeee...

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.
If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.
It's "pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
'Cos it'all the proof I need
Bomb Iraq.
If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.
If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.
Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.

From: dappled shade in the forest | Registered: Jul 2002  |  IP: Logged
Babbler # 2116

posted 03 February 2003 04:01 PM      Profile for ronb     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post
From: gone | Registered: Jan 2002  |  IP: Logged
Babbler # 560

posted 03 February 2003 04:02 PM      Profile for Michelle   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post
Hey scrabble, great to see you again!

Check out this thread for a few versions of the song!

From: I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell. | Registered: May 2001  |  IP: Logged

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