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skdadl
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posted 08 January 2002 09:57 AM      Profile for skdadl     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Happy 67th Birthday, Elvis!

So, ok, which of you guys is he? You can tell us -- we're all friends here.


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Lawrence
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posted 08 January 2002 10:27 AM      Profile for Lawrence     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I heard from reliable sources which got it from a phone in tip written on a post it stickup , found on the cork board in the coffee lounge of the National Enquirer that Elvis is really Stockwell after a make over.

True True True I swear damit


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'lance
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posted 08 January 2002 03:02 PM      Profile for 'lance     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Happy Day indeed, Elvis.

But me, I'm still waiting for the truth about Jesse Garon to emerge. Shoebox, indeed!


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Lawrence
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posted 08 January 2002 03:13 PM      Profile for Lawrence     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
The King of Rock and Roll....Baybee

You can leave a msg too


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'lance
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posted 08 January 2002 03:31 PM      Profile for 'lance     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Hmmpph. Never thought I'd say this with reference to Elvis, impersonators, or Vegas, but... actually calling yourself Jesse Garon smacks of bad taste.
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DrConway
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posted 08 January 2002 03:35 PM      Profile for DrConway     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Who's Elvis?

(Juuuuuuuust kidding.... )


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vaudree
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posted 08 January 2002 04:13 PM      Profile for vaudree     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
He's a figure skater famous for his martial arts skills - isn't he?
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skdadl
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posted 08 January 2002 05:52 PM      Profile for skdadl     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Lawrence, I don't mean to cast nasturtiums on your sources. But has anyone here ever seen Victor von Mediaboy and Elvis in the same room? Hmmmmn???


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'lance
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posted 08 January 2002 05:57 PM      Profile for 'lance     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
After thinking about this...

quote:
Elvis is really Stockwell after a make over.

... I'm inclined to go further than skdadl, and actually cast asparagus on your sources.

Just doesn't compute. Stockwell has no Elvis in him.


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Trisha
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posted 08 January 2002 08:03 PM      Profile for Trisha     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
That's why it's such a great disguise. Nobody could really look that much like Howdy Doody except Ron Howard.
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Lawrence
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posted 08 January 2002 09:22 PM      Profile for Lawrence     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
skdadl, I can say with a straight face I, Lawrence, have not seen Victor von Mediaboy and Elvis in the same room...But I did hear they did a duet in the Rose Garden.


[ January 08, 2002: Message edited by: Lawrence ]


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Pimji
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posted 08 January 2002 11:46 PM      Profile for Pimji   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Elvis has just left the building
Those are his footprints right there.

He gave a way Cadillacs once and a while,
He had sex in his underpants ,
Yes he had style!

Bell bottom jump-suits?
That's them in a pile,
He don't need 'em now,
"Cause he's makin' Jesus smile!

Zappa


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