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aucontraire
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posted 12 September 2002 09:53 PM      Profile for aucontraire     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Q. Why do women live longer than men

A.It is a known fact they must have the last word.


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Michelle
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posted 12 September 2002 10:11 PM      Profile for Michelle   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Do not!
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clersal
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posted 12 September 2002 10:14 PM      Profile for clersal     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Never!
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Tommy_Paine
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posted 12 September 2002 10:19 PM      Profile for Tommy_Paine     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
OUWTH!

ah jutht bi my hounge.


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clersal
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posted 12 September 2002 10:33 PM      Profile for clersal     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Right off I hope.
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Arch Stanton
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posted 13 September 2002 12:12 AM      Profile for Arch Stanton     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
My buddy Jimmy from the Gaspé told me this one:

Q. Why do single men live longer than married men?

A. They want to.


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clersal
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posted 13 September 2002 12:14 AM      Profile for clersal     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Boo.
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janew
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posted 13 September 2002 04:46 PM      Profile for janew     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Actually, married men live longer.

...probably the same answer to 'why?', though


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Slick Willy
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posted 13 September 2002 04:52 PM      Profile for Slick Willy     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I always thought that women live longer than men because that is just how long it takes to say all those things that they had to keep to themselves lest they spend the rest of their days argueing about directions and what to watch on tv.
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