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Government of Canada: Notice of Tax Payment
Effective Jan. 1, 2002
Male Tax Payers
The only thing the Government of Canada has not taxed is your peter, mostly because, 90% of the time it is out of work and 10% of the time it is in the hole. Also, it has two dependants, which are both nuts. However beginning Jan 1, 2002, your peter will be taxed according to size.
Please check your personal size, using the chart below to determine your category.
10-12 inches Luxury Tax
8-10 inches Poll Tax
6-8 inches Privilege Tax
4-6 inches Nuisance Tax
Anything under four (4) inches is eligible for a refund. Please do not ask for an extension.
The Prime Minister of Canada, The Honorable Jean Chretien
[ April 25, 2002: Message edited by: John I. Fleming ]